Monday, September 22, 2008

In which all my fiscal problems are solved.

Dear Mr. Paulson:

I pissed away all of my money on a preposterious Ponzi scheme that a brain-damaged fourth-grader would have seen through. Please give me $700 billion. Don't dare touch the multi-million dollar salary I pay myself for my brilliant stewardship, either.

XXXOOO,

Dingo English.

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